Monday, August 20, 2007

Flemish Delight

I've never been to Belgium. Granted, I've never been anywhere else in Europe either, but when I tell people that I've never been to Belgium, it fools them into thinking that I perhaps have my own sinister reasons for not going there.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

I Have Been Snubbed the following celebrities:
Donny Osmond*
Michael J. Nelson
Bill Corbett

*To be fair, Donny gave me a high five today, so I don't know if he counts anymore.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

The Penguin Wasn't Mentioned in the Epilogue

“Courage is like a large fluffy pillow. If you tear it to pieces, you’ll see that it was nothing but a bunch of feathers.” – Donald Gladstone III

Monday, August 13, 2007


I like fairy tales. They're just a lot of fun.

Sunday, August 12, 2007


I burned my hand earlier. The story behind it is complicated, yet not at all interesting. My brother, who used to live with me before he got married, decided that proper cleaning of a George Foreman Grill involved scraping large portions of the teflon off. That leads us to today, where I find the chicken that I am grilling stuck to the grill. Using a knife and fork that I had set aside for the prying of chicken from grills, I managed to pry the top part up, with a few shreds of charred meat clinging to it. As I wrestled with the chicken stuck to the bottom part, I pushed the grill against the wall and knocked the top part down on top of my hand, burning me. It hurts, but not a lot.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

How to start...

I'm never that good at beginnings. Sometimes I start and then don't finish. Other times, I don't like the beginning that I've made, so I go back and make a new one. This would be perfect if I were a video game character. I'm not though. Also, does anybody really remember the beginning of anything? By the time the end comes, the beginning has been defined by the end and the middle. Maybe a good beginning can only work without a middle or an end.