Monday, January 7, 2008

New Roommate

I have a new roommate. He moved in the other day. I shook his hand and since then we've exchanged maybe 5 words. Here are the arbitrary things that I have decided about him based on absolutely no evidence.

1. He is not funny. How could he be?

2. He really likes Journey.

3. He was born in a pumpkin patch.

4. He has all the makings of a classic late 19th century anarchist.

5. If he were to fight a clone of Lenin, the clone would win.

6. He once glued his hand to a 1994 Buick LeSabre.


Joel said...

He really likes Journey???. . . .uh-oh!

Manaten Whiskers said...

Yeah...because Journey is SO much worse than ELO. Pot, kettle. Kettle, pot.