I have a new roommate. He moved in the other day. I shook his hand and since then we've exchanged maybe 5 words. Here are the arbitrary things that I have decided about him based on absolutely no evidence.
1. He is not funny. How could he be?
2. He really likes Journey.
3. He was born in a pumpkin patch.
4. He has all the makings of a classic late 19th century anarchist.
5. If he were to fight a clone of Lenin, the clone would win.
6. He once glued his hand to a 1994 Buick LeSabre.
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2 comments:
He really likes Journey???. . . .uh-oh!
Yeah...because Journey is SO much worse than ELO. Pot, kettle. Kettle, pot.
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