In an attempt to clear up certain misconceptions about me, I would like to state unequivocally that I have never eaten a fig. Not a Fig Newton, nor even a date (a dried fig). I resent any implication that I have. Thank you.
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You should eat one.
I've had them fresh off the tree and they're not bad. Not great, but not bad. I can understand why you've never had one.
But never having eaten a Fig Newton? That's just crazy!
Hey! I tagged you! That means ya gotta write stuff. BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh, and I think we're done with the Simpsons. A day later than you hoped I'm afraid. No we'll have to meet on campus huh?
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